And Then, there were Three....

Well technically, if you count the dog and the cat, it will be four.

Anyway, this one will be short but happy.  We are on our way to Oklahoma to meet our son. 

But I can't leave you with nothing, so I will share with you our top-ten lessons learned from 6 years of having a dog and cat before having a child.  We will not make the following mistakes twice:
10. No people food, especially from the table.
9. No treats unless you sit, shake, and speak...in that exact order.
8. No going outside without a leash.
7. We will try to tire with a long run so you'll sleep if we have to leave you in the house for a couple hours.
6. No jumping on the bed or furniture, you may shed too much.
5. Keep the spray bottle handle to deter you from going where we don't want you to go.
4. We will be sure to have ice cream ready to hand you if we need you to be quiet during an important call.
3. We know that 4 days is the threshold for your litter box to go uncleaned.
2. We will teach you to play fetch better.
1. If we need to bribe you with milk bones, we won't show you where we keep them; you may leverage that.

Now, where do I find some cigars?